Reason I think Barack Obama should be our next president

Barack Obama should be our next president. People say that he's tryin to become a celebrity, by running for prez, but he's not. John McCain keeps bragging about he's the original maverick, but plenty of people didn't follow the rules before, him and more won't follow the rules after he's gone. John McCain is so old and i don't think he sees what is actually going on in this country TODAY!! Obama knows what is going on and has already tried to change it even before he began his campaign for presidency. Also John McCain keeps stressing that he served this country, while Obama has not. WHO CARES?? Dont get me wrong I do respect the people who are serving and have served this country, my brother is one of them. Does a person really need to have been in the army/navy/marines or whatever else to be the President? I don't think so. John McCain doesn't care about the average citizens of this country and he never will, all he cares about is the rich people! Obama wants to help single parents, and families with a deadbeat Dads/Moms. He's lived in Chicago! I mean come on people he's seen homeless men/women sleep on street corners! OBAMA SHOULD BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT.

Top Ten Ways to Break up with a loved one

10. Mention that you want to do your hair like Prince in "Purple Rain" (The Mad Beaver)
9. Play them the Weird Al song "I Was Only Kidding" (Todd Cantu)
8. Explain that its 'just a matter of time' before you spontaneously combust - and they really dont want to be around for that (Andy S.)
7. Claim that you were abducted by aliens and they implanted a nuero-transmitter in you and are sending you signals that say "Break up with the Dork" (Katherine)
6. Like any good websurfer would -- by e-mail! (L. Mydlarski)
5. Ask them if they would like to double date with you and your new boy/girl friend (Rivard)
4. Those of you who think you're dating me please step forward; not so fast, dear! (Steve Weiss)
3. Bet ten bucks on who will break up first, and give your ex $10 as a hint... (Daniela)
2. Decicate "Breaking up is hard to do" to them on the all request love hour (K and S)
1. Systematically begin a serious relationship with them. Then wait...