10. Mention that you want to do your hair like Prince in "Purple Rain" (The Mad Beaver)
9. Play them the Weird Al song "I Was Only Kidding" (Todd Cantu)
8. Explain that its 'just a matter of time' before you spontaneously combust - and they really dont want to be around for that (Andy S.)
7. Claim that you were abducted by aliens and they implanted a nuero-transmitter in you and are sending you signals that say "Break up with the Dork" (Katherine)
6. Like any good websurfer would -- by e-mail! (L. Mydlarski)
5. Ask them if they would like to double date with you and your new boy/girl friend (Rivard)
4. Those of you who think you're dating me please step forward; not so fast, dear! (Steve Weiss)
3. Bet ten bucks on who will break up first, and give your ex $10 as a hint... (Daniela)
2. Decicate "Breaking up is hard to do" to them on the all request love hour (K and S)
1. Systematically begin a serious relationship with them. Then wait...
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